About the gremlin

Rachel picked up cross stitch so she would have something to do with her hands while watching TV, and hasn't looked back. She finds inspiration stuck between the pages of 1st edition Stephen King novels, gazing deeply into her scrying glass, and by listening to Nine Inch Nails songs backwards. Gremlin Headquarters is currently located in gloomy Portland, Oregon.


All cross stitch patterns & pieces are lovingly handmade by Rachel while she watches TV or listens to a podcast. AI is never used - all patterns are drawn by hand, and all text comes straight from the void of inspiration. Only losers use GenAI, and they should be made fun of.


You can contact the Gloomy Gremlin through the Contact button below, or via astral projecting into her dreams (preferred).

Executive Assistant

Sirius The Dog helps with ideation, execution, and photography. He closely monitors all projects to prevent errors, and ensure all finished pieces are at least 3% dog hair.